Humour Database
Top 10 Star Trek Bumper Stickers
10) Our other starship separates into THREE pieces!
9) One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it.
8) HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!
7) Guns don't kill people, Mark VII phaser rifles do.
6) Zero to warp 9.7 in 3 seconds!
5) We break for cubes.
4) If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too
close?
3) Have you hugged a Ferengi Today?
2) Wesley on board!
1) CAUTION! We have a trigger-happy Klingon at tactical!
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